To Whom It May Concern…

I am super busy(who isn’t) writing, working, mothering, wife-ing, cleaning, cooking, laundering(clothing not money), renovating, (my God what were we thinking??) trying to fix the damn dog-ing, whose therapy is costing me a fortune! Having said that, just a few things I’d like to get off my chest this hump day…

To Whom It May Concern:

Stop giving me dirty looks in the grocery store. No, I don’t drive a fancy schmancy car or wear Manola Blahnik heels but I have just as much right as you do to shop in this overpriced, foo-foo, she-she store. And if that’s just your regular sour puss…you need to work on that.

To Whom It May Concern:

Stop dropping your kid off in the NO drop-off zone. You know you’re wrong. Stop acting like the rules don’t apply to you. It just makes the rest of us want to do bad things to you…like kick you in the shins or at least do rude hand gesturing at you.

To Whom It May Concern:

Stop putting poison into our food! We don’t want to eat genetically modified crap, pesticides or added hormones. I’ve got enough hormones for me and half the people in my town. This country is filled with overweight sick people and it’s all your fault! This also makes us want to do bad things to you…like punch you in the nose.

To Whom It May Concern:

Stop airbrushing magazine photos. We women have enough insecurity. We don’t need you telling us that we’re not good enough. Thanks to you, we already think that all the time because since we were little girls you’ve been showing us fictional characters and selling it to us as the real thing. If we want to change the way we look at the world we have to change the way we show the world. Get it right dammit!

To Whom It May Concern:

Nobody wants to see your butt crack hanging out of your pants. Okay, maybe some people do, but do you really want the homeless guy who has no teeth and smells like pee giving you that kind of attention? Pull em up, tuck it down, whatever you need to do, cover that shiznit up.

What’s your “To Whom It May Concern”? Keep it PG people! LOL

That’s it for today. Gotta get back to writing. Peace be with you, around you, and pouring out of you… Even when I’m up in arms I still want peace 🙂

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2 thoughts on “To Whom It May Concern…

  1. I feel you sister! Except for the renovating and the dog ging thingy. It’s like a landslide of other people’s stuff on my plate.

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